Обзоры Google Национального института биозащиты Battelle сейчас не в этом мире, лол

Imagine OP was a Lockheed Martin employee. 😂

Meanwhile CEOs at battele


The funniest thing to me is that this is the part of the story that’s least likely to be true.

What’s this now? Whatd i miss?

Welp time to leave a review then

Can I make a couple of suggestions?

1. Someone, should, from public property, peacefully, monitor the lab for any odd incoming of personnel and for any outgoing vans and trucks. Especially semi-trucks, because those trucks have to be tracked by the operator.

2. Start submitting FOIA requests asap, as in now, for info on various keywords, such as EBO’s, EPI-g11, Battelle National Biodefense Institute, as it relates to the study of “foreign materials”, gene studies, proteome studies, etc.

This is hilarious

The third review in that image actually succeeded in making me laugh out loud.

This is pure internet gold

LEMMIE SEE DEM ALIUMZ

Gunna be real awesome (awful) when some nutcase Pizzagate 2.0 “vigilante” goes over demanding to see the bodies.

I once saw an injured Canada Goose. I stopped and tried to catch it to take it to a rehabber. It had an injured wing, but when I approached, it flew across the street to Battelle’s campus……”noooooo birdie!!! Don’t go THERE!!!” I yelled, and then half-heartedly walked back to my car.

😂

I’d be wary of ending up on some list if I left a ‘review’. Nope.

I’m glad I’m not the only one with a squishy toy doll in my basement. I see you BNB.