Hi Daddy. It’s Loomak, your beautiful son. I have been accepted to The University of Rigel Kent and need $50K for incidentals and such. Can you help out?
This is the type of content that should be deleted from any sub related to this phenomenon. It is nothing more than bait for normies and «skeptics» to continue with the stigmatization of anyone who talks about the matter.
I’ve always scoffed and laughed at these types of claims and play them off. On the other hand, could you imagine how insane it would be if this even happened just one time to someone? Nobody would ever believe them.
ET Child Support will come for you
What if it was just some wild CIA case officer like “hahah dude they still think we are aliens…”
*looks around*
“Should we jerk this guy off? How funny would that be?”
He’s safe. Can’t get pregnant in Uranus
Hopefully it was the Nordic looking ones. I’d hate to be milked by a tall grey, that’s just freaky
So that’s the reason the aliens look so much like humans.
The sex was out of this world
Some guys have all the luck!
Hi Daddy. It’s Loomak, your beautiful son. I have been accepted to The University of Rigel Kent and need $50K for incidentals and such. Can you help out?
Bro got the extraterrestrial rizz
I imagine a bunch of red-bearded little greys running around on the mothership.
My guy out there literally clapping alien cheeks.
DAILY STAR 😂😂😂😂
Gotta watch out for that space alimony
Least delusional r/aliens member
I can only see Vin Diesel
This is how they add to the stigma, average people see this stuff as looney. We shouldn’t promote these kinds of stories.
This is the type of content that should be deleted from any sub related to this phenomenon. It is nothing more than bait for normies and «skeptics» to continue with the stigmatization of anyone who talks about the matter.
I’ve always scoffed and laughed at these types of claims and play them off. On the other hand, could you imagine how insane it would be if this even happened just one time to someone? Nobody would ever believe them.
This guy obviously plays too many video games, watches too much sci-fi, is single and isn’t getting any.
Only thing that makes this truly unbelievable is that it’s written in the daily star 😂
Nice try getting those sweet sweet tax deductions buddy!
“Chat Chatgpt, write me a screenplay called Kids in Space”!
Intergalactic Child Support
no they didn’t