Джесси Лонг было всего 12 лет: вот почему правительство США не будет раскрывать информацию об НЛО
Jesse Long was only 12 YEARS OLD: This is why the US government will not disclosure UFOs
byu/Crafty-Meeting-9367 inaliens
Джесси Лонг было всего 12 лет: вот почему правительство США не будет раскрывать информацию об НЛО
Jesse Long was only 12 YEARS OLD: This is why the US government will not disclosure UFOs
byu/Crafty-Meeting-9367 inaliens
Surprising how quickly any discussion on this got side tracked for jokes about butt sex.
This guy is from my home town. These events began happening here, and followed Jesse to other locations.
Thing is, myself and many others here have been witnessing unexplained phenomena most of our lives, from unexplainable activity in the sky to other more extreme situations.
They have the tech to travel light years, but they can’t make the man a Carmen Electra shaped hologram or something? Assholes…
Wait what about this video reveals why the government won’t disclose?
Damn, that poor dude.
I watched my wife struggling thru sleep paralysis. She was convinced Alien Grays where touching her and she couldn’t scream.
Imagine the trauma if she was alone during that ordeal. I was there to tell her there was noone, it was just her mind.
Damn his uncles did him dirty
How can you make fun of this guy, what ever it was really messed him up.
Of course there’s the sizzler cuts of greys manhandling his face while he screams and twitches. I’m sorry, cuz I don’t discount that this might actually happen, but this is just silliness.
Who «woke» him up after his supposed hypnosis session? Whoever it was gave him a hug and embrace afterwards which a professional wouldn’t do, so that was a little odd. Seemed like a bad attempt at improv.
If they could just extract semen medically, why did they stimulate him and make him have sex with an alien?
You can watch the full video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkOG1sK11aY&ab_channel=EyesOnCinema%40RealEOCpresents%3AEyesOnUFOs
It’s on silent for me rn, but I’m getting some Tim and Eric vibes.
This guy got touched by a family member or family friend and created this story to cope with that at a young age. Tragic regardless, hope he find healing.
I’m not being derogatory or inflammatory regarding this but I just don’t believe that guy, plain and simple.
I dont believe him…
I bet the sex was out of this world.
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On today’s episode…..I was jerked off by an alien!!
Maybe his uncle had a good alien mask?
I mean I’ve slayed some dragons in my day… how bad could an alien be?
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So these aliens can transcend time and space, but extract semen by sending Amorous Amy the Alien to get the job done? Seems like a late 80’s early 90’s sci fi porno flick.
4th way of extracting is taking them out to dinner at Nobu and promising they’ll pay their rent and utilities for the coming months
Perhaps something latent and oppressed?
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Most elaborate excuse for wet dreams I’ve ever seen
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Rape is never funny.
Well yeah they need a quick sample, you’re not getting foreplay. Franky, if a quick button push gets me back home tucked in quicker then knock yourself out
This guy probably has at least 100 alien kids that he’s not even supporting. Deadbeat.
Exactly. Why would the government want the masses to know that aliens are taking humans and doing stuff with our own bodies. With no consent. It’s sick stuff. Evil to the core. Selfish beings that don’t care about your mental health after they are done with you. Pure wickedness to the core. Look at how the greys look. They have no facial expressions. They don’t speak. They just move around and probe your ass.
Coincidentally, his creepy old neighbor has an alien costume in his closet
What……the fuck? It would take a lot of maneuvering to reach the testes from the urethra.
Not the direction I saw this link taking.
Why would they have different methods for the same procedure?
I don’t think think is why they don’t tell us, as scary as rape is
Maybe next time he can grab an ashtray or something off the spaceship for proof he was on one.
jess needs a dose of harden the fuck up and bang them aliens.
Weirdest wet dream ever🤣👍🏻
I’m in for number 3 Lfg
What an elaborate story to tell your parents when they ask if you been touching yourself lol 😂
It truly could be a story he made up in his mind to protect himself as he was sexually assaulted as a child by someone he trusted. He might even be truly convinced it happened. I’m no expert just saying I’ve heard stuff like this before.
Did they need the goofey alien masks and the shaky cam?
I’ll have what he’s having.
Yeah it just seems like such a use less way of getting samples I think that’s why people are skeptical. But I mean this man truely believes even if it did or didn’t happen so I do feel for the guy.
Would he be less repulsed if it was a male alien?
At first I thought this was an SNL skit or something. It just made it 5 times funnier when I realized it wasn’t.
Lol. This nerd doesn’t just see aliens, he FUCKS them. What legend